Conversation at work today between two of my coworkers went something like this:
S: "So this new guy I hired, he's a genius at using the new software, I'm sure glad we found him-- this younger generation knows how to use computers so well it never ceases to amaze me."
L: "Oh you hired a new guy? I heard something about that," (pauses to look at me significantly) "So you said he's young? How old is he?"
S: "Oh mid to late 20's I believe."
L: "Ah, so he's about the same age as our young lady over here (indicates me) here. Is he single? And is he attractive?"
Even longer pause as I glance up to see two mischevious sets of eyes on me. Both ladies are grinning ear to ear.
S: "Yep he's single all right. And he really is attractive, if you like the tall dark handsome type that is."
I kept silent during this whole exchange, really, what could I possibly say.
S: "So this new guy I hired, he's a genius at using the new software, I'm sure glad we found him-- this younger generation knows how to use computers so well it never ceases to amaze me."
L: "Oh you hired a new guy? I heard something about that," (pauses to look at me significantly) "So you said he's young? How old is he?"
S: "Oh mid to late 20's I believe."
L: "Ah, so he's about the same age as our young lady over here (indicates me) here. Is he single? And is he attractive?"
Even longer pause as I glance up to see two mischevious sets of eyes on me. Both ladies are grinning ear to ear.
S: "Yep he's single all right. And he really is attractive, if you like the tall dark handsome type that is."
I kept silent during this whole exchange, really, what could I possibly say.
2 comments:
Ha ha ha haha haha! :) lol
This made me smile... a lot!! haha
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